The Old Navy commercials with the talking mannequins are actually pretty creepy.

Just sayin'

Now I am against the death penalty, but I was just reading this website that listed final meal requests from prisoners on death row.  As in, the final meal that murderers about to be killed would ever eat.

And I think it's total bullshit.

Why are you on death row?  Because you killed someone.  You took a life.  And while I don't agree with the an-eye-for-an-eye policy of taking yours back, I also don't think you should get to request anything.  You should get whatever everyone else is getting in the dining hall (which one guy actually requested).

Some of them are interesting, though.  One guy requested a pot of coffee.  Another requested Cool Whip and cherries.  Another requested one cup of hot tea and six chocolate chip cookies.

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Despite the fact that I don't agree with the whole last-meal requests, I'm having a lot of trouble trying to figure out what my last request would be.  I mean, there's just so much good food out there that I couldn't narrow it down to anything specific, and I feel like I'd request $600 worth of food and then eat one bite of everything.

Oh what I would like to see is one guy request this entire giant meal, like a Thanksgiving-sized meal, and then say "oh but not for me, I want you to donate it to a local soup kitchen" or something.

http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

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Execution number 253: Gerald Mitchell, 10/22/01.  Final meal request?
One bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers.

REALLY?!   I'd at least go with the Starburst Jelly Beans.

If these guys get 8,000 hits to their video they will get to appear on Ellen.

A few months ago I posted, wondering, mostly to myself, if any children were named Adolph in the last 60+ years.

Well, here's my answer.

Holy fuck.

I just have one question for you all:

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

So here's something that was passed around my school today.  For every answer you get correct, they will donate 10 grains of rice through the United Nations to help end world hunger.

WARNING: This game may make you smarter. It may improve your speaking, writing, thinking, grades, job performance...etc.

So...click the link, improve your vocabulary, kill some time at work, help feed the hungry.  It's a win-win situation here.

www.freerice.com

I went skydiving.

So I was just walking back from class and I'm behind this girl and her friend (a guy). The conversation I overheard went as follows:

Guy: Blah blah blah tsunami
(I heard tsunami and started paying attention)
Girl: Oh, yeah, that. Do you know how it happened?
Guy: Wasn't it like the plates and an earthquake or something?
Girl: Sorta. But that's not the main reason.
Guy: Oh, what was the main reason?
Girl: See, it got cold and the polar ice caps melted and it caused the big tidal wave.

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In case you missed that, it got cold and the ice caps melted. Because it got cold.

Bit confusing, try to follow... So I was reading mock_the_stupid and they have a link to mocktheignorant. There they posted something that was found at amipregnant, and I'm going to share that with all of you... italics are the exact post, word for word, exact grammar and capitalization and everything, and the bold is mine, added for emphasis.

So my girlfriend and i were partaking in a mutual masturbation session, but were only doing it through our underwear.  You can never be too safe, right?  Heh.  So anyway, we both achieved orgasm and then we stripped our clothes off and threw them in a pile - a bit of semen had gotten on my hand while I was removing them.  I think just my palm, although I'm not sure.  My girlfriend went to go cook some food and I went to go help her.  I was using a knife to cut a loaf of bread (with the same hand that the dried semen was on) and when i set it down and walked out of the room, my girlfriend was using the SAME knife to cut the onion.  So she had just some of the dried semen particles from the handle of the knife now on her hand.  As she was cutting the onion, the knife slipped and gave her a small cut.  Ugh.  What I'm worried about is...is there any way my girlfriend could be pregnant by some of these dried semen flakes getting into the cut on her hand?  She was using the same knife!!!  I'm so so so stupid for not washing my hands before cutting the bread!!!  She also did laundry later that night and wasn't wearing a bandage, so I'm thinking maybe some of the semen from my clothing might have gotten her pregnant.

Now what I'm worried about is... why didn't you wash your hands before cooking food? And why are you allowed to reproduce? God help the future...

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